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26 times students mastered the art of passive aggression

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Who would have thought your Mum was right when she said: “People are not going to follow you around cleaning up after you your whole life!”

Because you know, that towel really isn’t going to pick itself up, and no matter how long you ignore those crusty squashed chips scattered across the kitchen floor, they still are not going to go away. But if these things can’t sort themselves out, it’s pretty impressive that your last Crispy Kreme can just decide it’s time to take annual leave, and is able to walk out of your cupboard all by himself without a single person thinking to question a walking, talking doughnut; and how come every other day, without fail, the toilet roll flutters off all by itself because apparantly, it isn’t necessary for any of your housemates to wipe after they’ve done their business…

Hmm…something here just doesn’t add up.

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Moving away from family and living with strangers for the first time is a steep learning curve that can challenge even the most budding of socialites. Your housemates might seem lovely and fun, but behind the scenes they’re probably filthy, and possibly also repeatedly dishonest…

Things are going to go missing and people will refuse to tidy up, but one of the greatest things about University is that it teaches you how to approach negative situations and allows you to grow into a person that can face challenges head-on, but also knows how to handle a person you may not particularly even like. If you have suspicions that someone in messing with your things, TALK TO THEM! Don’t leave notes lying around the house as a means of avoiding direct confrontation, because if anything, it really will make the situation much worse.

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That being said, we’d be foolish to believe you won’t be tempted to leave one throughout the whole of your student life – and sometimes, things can only truly be expessed through the eloquent art of the written word…

So, here are 26 times the student totally mastered the art of the passive aggressive note (but remember kids, don’t try this at home unless you’re prepared to feel the wrath of your dougthnut-dealing housemates):

1. The time this student used a Girl Code guilt trip…

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2. The time this guy channelled his passive aggression into a constructive review…

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3. The time this student tasted sweet, snowy revenge…

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4. The time this student was concerned for the well-being of a lettuce…

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5. The time this guy had to spruce up for his housemate’s parents…

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6. The time this guy was blunt and to-the-point…

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7. The time the Dish Gnomes were oozing with sarcasm…

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8. The time this student called out a Pop Tart sin…

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9. The time this student served some sass…

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10. The time this student said what everyone else was thinking…

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11. The time this student totally called their bluff…

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12. The time this student turned their aggression into actual physical art…

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13. That wonderful time that aggression turned to rhyme…

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14. The time the dishes had an important message for Kara…

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15. The time Cap’n Crunch came armed with a terrifying message…

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16. The time this student replaced passive aggression with full-frontal honesty…

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17. The time this student’s leftovers just wanted it to end…

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18. The time this student set the record straight…

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19. The time this student channelled their aggression into a helpful and informative flow chart…

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20. The time this student counted all the condiments…

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21. The time this student made a small suggestion…

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22. The time this student had 3D passive aggression…

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23. The time this student committed to updating their passive aggression every day for 97 days…

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24. The time a talking mixer really freaked some students out…

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25. The time Steve took it a step too far…

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26. And the time this student just didn’t have his facts straight…

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Image via The Poke.

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