26 times students mastered the art of passive aggression
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26 times students mastered the art of passive aggression

26 times students mastered the art of passive aggression

Who would have thought your Mum was right when she said: “People are not going to follow you around cleaning up after you your whole life!”

Because you know, that towel really isn’t going to pick itself up, and no matter how long you ignore those crusty squashed chips scattered across the kitchen floor, they still are not going to go away. But if these things can’t sort themselves out, it’s pretty impressive that your last Crispy Kreme can just decide it’s time to take annual leave, and is able to walk out of your cupboard all by himself without a single person thinking to question a walking, talking doughnut; and how come every other day, without fail, the toilet roll flutters off all by itself because apparantly, it isn’t necessary for any of your housemates to wipe after they’ve done their business…

Hmm…something here just doesn’t add up.

Via Giphy.

Moving away from family and living with strangers for the first time is a steep learning curve that can challenge even the most budding of socialites. Your housemates might seem lovely and fun, but behind the scenes they’re probably filthy, and possibly also repeatedly dishonest…

Things are going to go missing and people will refuse to tidy up, but one of the greatest things about University is that it teaches you how to approach negative situations and allows you to grow into a person that can face challenges head-on, but also knows how to handle a person you may not particularly even like. If you have suspicions that someone in messing with your things, TALK TO THEM! Don’t leave notes lying around the house as a means of avoiding direct confrontation, because if anything, it really will make the situation much worse.

Via Giphy.

That being said, we’d be foolish to believe you won’t be tempted to leave one throughout the whole of your student life – and sometimes, things can only truly be expessed through the eloquent art of the written word…

So, here are 26 times the student totally mastered the art of the passive aggressive note (but remember kids, don’t try this at home unless you’re prepared to feel the wrath of your dougthnut-dealing housemates):

1. The time this student used a Girl Code guilt trip…

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Via The Poke.

2. The time this guy channelled his passive aggression into a constructive review…

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Via Hexjam.

3. The time this student tasted sweet, snowy revenge…

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Via Offbeat.Topix.

4. The time this student was concerned for the well-being of a lettuce…

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Via PassiveAggressiveNotes.

5. The time this guy had to spruce up for his housemate’s parents…

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Via The Poke.

6. The time this guy was blunt and to-the-point…

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Via Smosh.

7. The time the Dish Gnomes were oozing with sarcasm…

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Via The Poke.

8. The time this student called out a Pop Tart sin…

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Via Flickr.

9. The time this student served some sass…

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Via Smosh.

10. The time this student said what everyone else was thinking…

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Via The Poke.

11. The time this student totally called their bluff…

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Via Imgur.

12. The time this student turned their aggression into actual physical art…

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Via Smosh.

13. That wonderful time that aggression turned to rhyme…

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Via The Poke.

14. The time the dishes had an important message for Kara…

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Via Cosmopolitan.

15. The time Cap’n Crunch came armed with a terrifying message…

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Via Smosh.

16. The time this student replaced passive aggression with full-frontal honesty…

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Via The Poke.

17. The time this student’s leftovers just wanted it to end…

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Via SomeCards.

18. The time this student set the record straight…

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Via Smosh.

19. The time this student channelled their aggression into a helpful and informative flow chart…

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Via The Poke.

20. The time this student counted all the condiments…

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Via PassiveAggressiveNotes.

21. The time this student made a small suggestion…

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Via Smosh.

22. The time this student had 3D passive aggression…

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Via DailyDawdle.

23. The time this student committed to updating their passive aggression every day for 97 days…

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Via Buzzfeed.

24. The time a talking mixer really freaked some students out…

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Via PassiveAggressiveNotes.

25. The time Steve took it a step too far…

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Via PassiveAggressiveNotes.

26. And the time this student just didn’t have his facts straight…

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Via Guff.

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